gowns:

We want big boob…. not too big, gross

we like small perky boob… not too little, gross

no don’t get fake ones!!!! gross!

oh your boobs are just like…hanging there…grosss…

and also…… every boob is just so dang sexy like i can’t see a mom giving an infant milk or my boner will rupture right through my chinos

(via theunicornkittenkween)

islifeworthliving:

My heart can’t handle
pardonmewhileipanic:

volanus:

Me and squad on the hunt for dick

omfg
jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times
Passive aggressive Witch

baltharus:

I don’t curse people, I bless everyone around them.

(via mc00n)

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